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Results of Boobquake???

Well, Boobquake has officially started, and I’ll be damned if there wasn’t a pretty-good sized earthquake in Taiwan.  See Earthquake in Taiwan.  Having hyped-up Boobquake as a way to band together and dispell that ridiculous myth that immodestly dressed women caused natural disasters, namely earthquakes, Facebook has nearly 200,000 “supporters” for Boobquake.

So what does Mother Nature do? she goes and disses her girls!  Well, either that, or there are so many men in Asia whacking -off at all the boobies showing, that there was a mass eruption, and, well, you know the rest!

I don’t know about you, but I’m going to hurry and put on my Burqa!  NOT!!!!

What’s your take on all this?

Post-earthquake attire

OK, so by now i’m sure you’ve heard about this Iranian cleric’s theory that  dressing immodestly causes natural disasters. To be specific, I quote…”many women who do not dress modestly … lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes.

So a fellow blogger took this a step further and declared that on Monday, April 26, women around the world should wear revealing tops, let  some of that wonderful cleavage see the light of day and put this guy’s theory to the test.  It’s called “Boobquake”, and at this writing, there are about 100,000 confirmed guests on facebook.   Well bust my britches, honey, count me IN!!!!! Yes, in the name of science, I, too, will sport my tiniest top for the entire day, giving mother nature the opportunity to prove or dispel the “boobies cause earthquakes” theory.

So come on out and show your tits, I mean, support!! Will you join me? Let’s all take a picture and send it to facebook ! Who knows, maybe Boobquake will become a national holiday?? i haven’t heard any men protesting it (yet).